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8.1

Kim Jong-ilFor the first time since 1966, North Korea has qualified for the World Cup. But Kim Jong-il has his own ideas on how his country should participate in the competition. Only North Korea’s victories will be broadcast – which means no live games. And game coverage will be heavily edited in order to make North Korea appear superior to the other teams.

“Like everything else there, the regime will have complete control over the World Cup,” explained Kim Jong-il.

The odds are 350-1 against the regime’s national team, so North Koreans are not likely to see World Cup games any time soon.

7.9

KFAIt is written on the official web site of the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea (DPRK), so it must be true:

“DPRK citizens are guaranteed many provisions that are uncommon in many developed capitalist societies, which are home to real poverty. Unlike in many countries of the capitalist world, the DPRK is a state free of homelessness, unemployment, prostitution and starvation.”

7.2

KFAAccording to the official web site of the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea, doing business with North Korea has many advantages:

“A government with solid security and very stable political system, without corruption.” But according to ABC, Kim Jong-il buys for $800,000 of wine every year.

“As opposed to other Asian countries, workers will not abandon their positions for higher salaries once they are trained.”

“North Korea will become in the next years the most important hub for trading in North-East Asia.” But North Korea has a GDP of $26 billion, which is a fraction of the revenue of many publicly traded corporations.

“All business made directly with the government, state-owned companies. No middle agents.”

North Korea - Average

7.7


Number of dumb events
3

North Korea - Geography

Area
120,540 km2
Dumb events / area
24.89 / million km2
Dumb Factor / area
63.88 / million km2
Capital
Pyongyang

North Korea - Population

Dumb events per capita
0.13 / million inhabitants
Dumb Factor per capita
0.32 / million inhabitants
Population
23,906,000 inhabitants
Drive on
Right
GDP
26 billion $
Currency
won

North Korea - Location of dumb events