In a courtroom in October, Atlantic City (N.J.) Councilman (and Baptist minister) Eugene Robinson explained that he had no intention of having sex that night in November 2006 when a prostitute tricked him into a motel tryst : “I was waiting for God to send me the (woman) that’s (destined) to be my Christian wife,” he said.

We do not want to know what kind of toy he asked Santa Klaus for this year…