Cherelle May Dudfield, 18, was standing on a traffic island in the middle of a four-lane road, flashing her breasts to passing motorists, when a distracted driver ran into her. No idea what he was looking at.
The girl, who was drunk at the time, was hospitalized for minor injuries.
According to the police, the fact that passing cars were slowing down to watch the scene probably saved her life. She rolled onto the hood and cracked the windshield of the car.
Dudfield pleaded guilty to a charge of disorderly behavior in Invergargill District Court.