Events involving: Goldman Sachs

Goldman Sachs doesn’t want you to see too many bankers having a good time at the same time during the recession.

In a voicemail sent to all Goldman Sachs employees, they learned the new rule for throwing a party this holiday season: Don’t hang out in groups of twelve or more.

Eleven is OK.

In the spirit of doing God’s work, Goldman Sachs’ CEO Lloyd Blankfein wants to make sure that bankers only get together to do banking and that they drink in small groups.